do yall remember those two little white boys in super smash bros brawl who would scream pecan ice and pecan butter or whatever it was they were yelling?? i hated them so much they used to get me in so much trouble when i would stay up late and play nintendo because no matter how low the volume on the damn tv was my mom would hear their shill ass voices going PECAN ICE PECAN BUTTER from all the way down the hall in her room and tell me to go to bed i will never forgive them
this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them
this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you
This doesn’t even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!
The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate
That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didn’t pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife
we’re gonna have to start eatin hard cheese and cured salted meats again to try to dodge badly inspected food like just go ahead and give me a set of leather armor and send me on a quest if you’re so set on returning us to darker times
I have probably never done such a 180 on a celebrity I’ve liked quite like the one I did on Chris Pratt.
He is the worst Chris.
Per my earlier post re Chrises
I am not an “observant Pratt-tracker” because I’ve always been wary of him, but even I saw this coming, come the fuck on. Two years ago he said Republicans in Hollywood were oppressed. That’s right out the evangelical playbook.
He’s been a weird Christian for yeaaaaars and is 100% a republican
Visionmongerer, sarcastic, nerdy guy (Daria Morgendorfer like) Lover of Dogs, Pokemon, and Photography (and guys). Philadelphia. A Cross Stitch Enthusiast. Attempting to become a Reinhardt-esque 6'5 bara dilf in the gym.
